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Good morning and welcome back to the fear farm where they cultivate your worries into full-fledge fears for sell on the market. It’s a Friday in 2011 and that means that we have to spend most of our stock market energy talking about some EU/Techno-/Bureau-(Fill-
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Okay then, since we’re all being forced to care about what some idiot former Goldman Sachs dude who’s now in charge of figuring out how to keep Goldman Sachs from admitting that it’s all but already completely insolvent and fraudulent, let’s talk about what’s probably
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COSTELLO: There were 7 officers. There’s a 7. Now I’m going to divide to prove it to you. Now, 28 doughnuts. (writes 7 and 28 and a blackboard) Now, 7 into 2. You couldn’t even push that big 7 into that little 2. Therefore we can’t
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Here’s what I was reading and thinking about when I wasn’t training my employees this morning. Geithner Says He’s ‘Confident’ Euro Leaders Can End Crisis and Geithner ‘trusts’ Europe to resolve crisis and Geithner spoke to ECB, IMF heads – Does anybody but the corrupt or incompetent guys
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And set up shop at the top of four seasons Kid Rock and I’m the Real Mccoy And I’m headed out west sucker ’cause I want to be a Cowboy!! Baby! – Kid Rock Whew, I’m back from a wild trip and it sure feels like it oughta
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Here’s what I was reading and thinking about when I wasn’t preparing to blow everybody’s mind by telling the audience that a lot of them are a bunch of leeches and bums living off government welfare at a big investment conference I’m at here in Phoenix,
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Good morning and welcome back to the hotel, where you better remember to check out in time. I just ran into Christina Romer, former chief economist for the latest Republican/Democrat Regime puppet president, who used to come on my show. She remembered me and that made me happy if
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“I also know how important it is in life not necessarily to be strong, but to feel strong. To measure yourself at least once. To find yourself at least once in the most ancient of human conditions. Facing the blind death storm alone, with nothing to help you but your
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Well, unemployment is now only 15% higher than where Bush and Obama promised us it would go if they didn’t start the banking bailout bonanza that has taken the world by storm in 2008. Remember that? Both parties promised that unemployment would go close to 9% if they didn’
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Here’s what I was thinking and reading about when I wasn’t worrying about my dog’s seemingly sudden weight problem. Out of the blue the other day, my mom told me, “He’s fat”. I blame the hot dogs that some nameless friends of mine have been sneaking
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Good morning and welcome back to the garage, where you better know and trust your mechanic, or he might have stolen your engine by the time you go back to get your car, a la MF Global. The markets are having a hard time extending the gains that they ended
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What a rally. Big 4% up day in the markets, and our tech longs/calls were juiced today. And I hate to be the bearer of bad thoughts, but remember earlier this week how I pointed out that “dislocating markets” aren’t necessarily a bullish thing?Anyway, here’s my
