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Doug: Phew! There should just be the two days of Christmas, it’s too hard for us! Bob: Um… Doug: Go, hoser. Bob: Oh. Together Eigth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Doug: Eight comic books, All: Seven packs of smokes, six packs of two-four, (Bob and
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If you’re really hungry for a trade other than investing in revolutionary tech companies and shorting welfare companies, then he’s what I’d be looking at — Given that the market is likely to be much more rangebound in the next few weeks than most every other trader out
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Good morning and welcome back to the hospital, where the ambulances rush around with their sirens at full blast whether there’s an emergency or not. Think about it. Talk about the little boy who cried crisis. Let’s take a look at some of the headlines from the last
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How’d your gaming of the EUcrats bank welfare program newsflow go this week? What a crock. Remember I told you how it seems EVERY money manager alive is sure that the markets are either about to crack or spike depending upon whether the “Next European Bank Bailout Is Big
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Good morning and welcome back to the fear farm where they cultivate your worries into full-fledge fears for sell on the market. It’s a Friday in 2011 and that means that we have to spend most of our stock market energy talking about some EU/Techno-/Bureau-(Fill-in-the-blank)-crats.
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Okay then, since we’re all being forced to care about what some idiot former Goldman Sachs dude who’s now in charge of figuring out how to keep Goldman Sachs from admitting that it’s all but already completely insolvent and fraudulent, let’s talk about what’s probably
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COSTELLO: There were 7 officers. There’s a 7. Now I’m going to divide to prove it to you. Now, 28 doughnuts. (writes 7 and 28 and a blackboard) Now, 7 into 2. You couldn’t even push that big 7 into that little 2. Therefore we can’t
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Here’s what I was reading and thinking about when I wasn’t training my employees this morning. Geithner Says He’s ‘Confident’ Euro Leaders Can End Crisis and Geithner ‘trusts’ Europe to resolve crisis and Geithner spoke to ECB, IMF heads – Does anybody but the corrupt or incompetent guys
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And set up shop at the top of four seasons Kid Rock and I’m the Real Mccoy And I’m headed out west sucker ’cause I want to be a Cowboy!! Baby! – Kid Rock Whew, I’m back from a wild trip and it sure feels like it oughta
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Here’s what I was reading and thinking about when I wasn’t preparing to blow everybody’s mind by telling the audience that a lot of them are a bunch of leeches and bums living off government welfare at a big investment conference I’m at here in Phoenix,
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Good morning and welcome back to the hotel, where you better remember to check out in time. I just ran into Christina Romer, former chief economist for the latest Republican/Democrat Regime puppet president, who used to come on my show. She remembered me and that made me happy if
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“I also know how important it is in life not necessarily to be strong, but to feel strong. To measure yourself at least once. To find yourself at least once in the most ancient of human conditions. Facing the blind death storm alone, with nothing to help you but your
